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Redneck test

Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob

(last) (_) Billy-Joe

(_) Billy-Ray

(_) Billy-Sue

(_) Billy-Mae

(_) Billy-Jack

(Check appropriate box)

Age: ____

Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A

Shoe Size ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation:

(_) Farmer

(_) Mechanic

(_) Hair Dresser

(_) Un-employed

Spouse's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse:

(_) Sister

(_) Brother

(_) Aunt

(_) Uncle

(_) Cousin

(_) Mother

(_) Father

(_) Son

(_) Daughter

(_) Pet

Number of children living in household: ___

Number that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______

Father's Name: _______(If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade

completed)

Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home?

___ Total number of vehicles you own

___ Number of vehicles that still crank

___ Number of vehicles in front yard

___ Number of vehicles in back yard

___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Firearms you own and where you keep them:

____ truck

____ bedroom

____ bathroom

____ kitchen

____ shed

Model and year of your pickup: ______ 194_

Do you have a gun rack?

(_) Yes (_) No; please explain:

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:

(_) The National Enquirer

(_) The Globe

(_) TV Guide

(_) Soap Opera Digest

(_) Rifle and Shotgun

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:

(_)Weekly

(_)Monthly

(_)Not Applicable

Color of teeth:

(_)Yellow

(_)Brownish-Yellow

(_)Brown

(_)Black

(_)N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:

(_)Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?

(_)1 mile

(_)2 miles

(_)don't know

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1. Billy Mae

2 .Age: 32

Sex: yes

Shoe Size : both

3.Un-employed

4. Billy Bob

5.Cousin

6.Number of children living in household: 3

Number that are yours: 4

7.Mother's Name: Billy Rae

Father's Name: Billy Joe, Billy John

8.Education: don't have none

9.rent my mobile home

10.Total number of vehicles you own ...3

Number of vehicles that still crank .......2

Number of vehicles in front yard....10

Number of vehicles in back yard..15

Number of vehicles on cement blocks...3

11.Firearms you own and where you keep them: 12 shotguns

truck..yes

bedroom..yes

bathroom.yes

kitchen...yes

shed..yes

12.Model and year of your pickup: 1991 ford ranger 4X4

13.Do you have a gun rack..yes..

14.Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:

The National Enquirer..yes

The Globe.no

TV Guide...yes

Soap Opera Digest..yes

Rifle and Shotgun..yes

15.

Number of times you've seen a UFO ....9

Number of times you've seen Elvis...7

Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO..29

16.How often do you bathe: N/A

17.Color of teeth: N/A

18 Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: Red Man

19.

How far is your home from a paved road? what is paved?

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why would i do that? r u a redneck??

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2 much!

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I guess I don't apply to that. I already know I am a Geek.

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cute.

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wow long test i dont have enough patience for it and ill get distracted

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LOL!!!!

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i have

and so what?

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very creative but it's just too much

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hell nah thats some funny ****

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You just described most of my family with this test, LMAO